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N E V E R M A K E W H E N T RY I N G
T O G E T Y O U R E X B A C K
S T O P T H E I N S A N I T Y
By Elizabeth Stone
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1 . I N V E N T I N G B I Z A R R E R E A S O N S T O
C O N TA C T T H E M .
1 . I N V E N T I N G B I Z A R R E R E A S O N S T O
C O N TA C T T H E M .
“Oh… so I need to stop by immediately to get my
facial cleanser back.”
2 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” ( O N P U R P O S E )
R U N N I N G I N T O T H E M .
2 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” ( O N P U R P O S E )
R U N N I N G I N T O T H E M .
“Weird, I was randomly in your neighborhood, 25
miles away from my house.”
3 . C O N S T A N T L Y H A N G I N G O U T AT P L A C E S Y O U
U S E D T O G O T O G E T H E R .
3 . C O N S T A N T L Y H A N G I N G O U T AT P L A C E S Y O U
U S E D T O G O T O G E T H E R .
“This is MY bar.”
4 . T RY I N G T O G E T R E V E N G E .
4 . T RY I N G T O G E T R E V E N G E .
“I’m going to get back at him for saying that THING”
5 . D E S T R O Y I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S S T U F F.
5 . D E S T R O Y I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S S T U F F.
“If I burn everything, SHE WILL FINALLY REALIZE I
LOVE HER!!”
6 . TA L K I N G T O Y O U R E X E ’ S F R I E N D S
A B O U T T H E M .
6 . TA L K I N G T O Y O U R E X E ’ S F R I E N D S
A B O U T T H E M .
“So… I wanted to talk to you about your buddy.
What’s he up to?”
7 . C A L L I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S PA R E N T S .
7 . C A L L I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S PA R E N T S .
“I wanted to call to see if your daughter is okay,
since she broke up with me last Tuesday.”
8 . T RY I N G T O A P O L O G I Z E F O R
E V E RY T H I N G T H AT W E N T W R O N G .
8 . T RY I N G T O A P O L O G I Z E F O R
E V E RY T H I N G T H AT W E N T W R O N G .
“IT’S AALLLLLLLLLL MY FAULT! I have failed you in
every way imaginable.”
9 . E M O T I O N A L O U T B U R S T S .
9 . E M O T I O N A L O U T B U R S T S .
Ever sobbed loudly in the Target makeup aisle? I have.
1 0 . S T A L K I N G ( C Y B E R O R O T H E R W I S E ) .
1 0 . S T A L K I N G ( C Y B E R O R O T H E R W I S E ) .
“I’m going to just see what he’s up to…”
1 1 . D E L E T I N G Y O U R E X O N S O C I A L M E D I A , T H E N U S I N G
Y O U R F R I E N D ’ S P R O F I L E T O S E E W H AT T H E Y A R E U P T O .
1 1 . D E L E T I N G Y O U R E X O N S O C I A L M E D I A , T H E N U S I N G
Y O U R F R I E N D ’ S P R O F I L E T O S E E W H AT T H E Y A R E U P T O .
“Hey, we’ve got to find out who that mystery man
commenting on her profile is…”
1 2 . C O M PA R I N G Y O U R S E L F T O H I S E X E S
B E F O R E Y O U .
1 2 . C O M PA R I N G Y O U R S E L F T O H I S E X E S
B E F O R E Y O U .
“I’m sooo much hotter than his ex, Eileen.”
1 3 . L O O K I N G AT O L D P I C T U R E S O F Y O U
T W O T O G E T H E R .
1 3 . L O O K I N G AT O L D P I C T U R E S O F Y O U
T W O T O G E T H E R .
“We looked so perfect together!”
1 4 . I N I T I AT I N G A W K W A R D “ W H Y ? ”
C O N V E R S AT I O N S .
1 4 . I N I T I AT I N G A W K W A R D “ W H Y ? ”
C O N V E R S AT I O N S .
“WHHHYYYYYYY did you give up on us???”
1 5 . G O S S I P I N G A B O U T Y O U R E X .
1 5 . G O S S I P I N G A B O U T Y O U R E X .
“I heard that she’s getting breast implants.”
1 6 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” T E X T I N G T H E M .
1 6 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” T E X T I N G T H E M .
You: Hey sexy.
Your ex: Um… Hi?
You: Oops, that was meant for someone else.”
1 7 . O B S E S S I V E L Y S TAY I N G I N C O N TA C T.
1 7 . O B S E S S I V E L Y S TAY I N G I N C O N TA C T.
“I just wanted to check in, to tell you blah blah blah.”
1 8 . R E F U S I N G T O A C C E P T R E A L I T Y.
1 8 . R E F U S I N G T O A C C E P T R E A L I T Y.
“It’s not really over until I say it’s over.”
1 9 . G E T T I N G J E A L O U S A N D A C T I N G I T O U T.
1 9 . G E T T I N G J E A L O U S A N D A C T I N G I T O U T.
“You EVEN love your dog more than me!”
2 0 . T RY I N G T O M A K E T H E M J E A L O U S .
2 0 . T RY I N G T O M A K E T H E M J E A L O U S .
“I’ll showher what she’s missing out on.”
2 1 . C R E AT I N G E L A B O R A T E T H E O R I E S
A B O U T Y O U R E X .
2 1 . C R E AT I N G E L A B O R A T E T H E O R I E S
A B O U T Y O U R E X .
“I think he’s secretly gay.”
2 2 . P L O T T I N G WAY S T O D R I V E Y O U R
E X E ’ S N E W F L A M E AWAY.
2 2 . P L O T T I N G WAY S T O D R I V E Y O U R
E X E ’ S N E W F L A M E AWAY.
“I’m just going to call her new boyfriend and tell him
they have to stop dating.”
2 3 . D RU N K D I A L I N G .
2 3 . D RU N K D I A L I N G .
“I wanted to *hic* tell you that *hic* I MISS U BABE”
2 4 . S U G G E S T I N G E X S E X
2 4 . S U G G E S T I N G E X S E X
“So.. wanna get together?”
2 5 . U S I N G T H E I D E A T H AT Y O U “ H A V E N O T H I N G L E F T T O L O S E ”
T O J U S T I F Y A N Y O T H E R B E H AV I O R Y O U K N O W I S W R O N G .
2 5 . U S I N G T H E I D E A T H AT Y O U “ H A V E N O T H I N G L E F T T O L O S E ”
T O J U S T I F Y A N Y O T H E R B E H AV I O R Y O U K N O W I S W R O N G .
“I’m going to go to his house and cry on his
doorstep. Then he’ll *finally* know it’s meant to be.”
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  • 1. 2 5 M I S T A K E S Y O U S H O U L D N E V E R M A K E W H E N T RY I N G T O G E T Y O U R E X B A C K S T O P T H E I N S A N I T Y By Elizabeth Stone ExAttractionFormula.com
  • 2. 1 . I N V E N T I N G B I Z A R R E R E A S O N S T O C O N TA C T T H E M .
  • 3. 1 . I N V E N T I N G B I Z A R R E R E A S O N S T O C O N TA C T T H E M . “Oh… so I need to stop by immediately to get my facial cleanser back.”
  • 4. 2 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” ( O N P U R P O S E ) R U N N I N G I N T O T H E M .
  • 5. 2 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” ( O N P U R P O S E ) R U N N I N G I N T O T H E M . “Weird, I was randomly in your neighborhood, 25 miles away from my house.”
  • 6. 3 . C O N S T A N T L Y H A N G I N G O U T AT P L A C E S Y O U U S E D T O G O T O G E T H E R .
  • 7. 3 . C O N S T A N T L Y H A N G I N G O U T AT P L A C E S Y O U U S E D T O G O T O G E T H E R . “This is MY bar.”
  • 8. 4 . T RY I N G T O G E T R E V E N G E .
  • 9. 4 . T RY I N G T O G E T R E V E N G E . “I’m going to get back at him for saying that THING”
  • 10. 5 . D E S T R O Y I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S S T U F F.
  • 11. 5 . D E S T R O Y I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S S T U F F. “If I burn everything, SHE WILL FINALLY REALIZE I LOVE HER!!”
  • 12. 6 . TA L K I N G T O Y O U R E X E ’ S F R I E N D S A B O U T T H E M .
  • 13. 6 . TA L K I N G T O Y O U R E X E ’ S F R I E N D S A B O U T T H E M . “So… I wanted to talk to you about your buddy. What’s he up to?”
  • 14. 7 . C A L L I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S PA R E N T S .
  • 15. 7 . C A L L I N G Y O U R E X E ’ S PA R E N T S . “I wanted to call to see if your daughter is okay, since she broke up with me last Tuesday.”
  • 16. 8 . T RY I N G T O A P O L O G I Z E F O R E V E RY T H I N G T H AT W E N T W R O N G .
  • 17. 8 . T RY I N G T O A P O L O G I Z E F O R E V E RY T H I N G T H AT W E N T W R O N G . “IT’S AALLLLLLLLLL MY FAULT! I have failed you in every way imaginable.”
  • 18. 9 . E M O T I O N A L O U T B U R S T S .
  • 19. 9 . E M O T I O N A L O U T B U R S T S . Ever sobbed loudly in the Target makeup aisle? I have.
  • 20. 1 0 . S T A L K I N G ( C Y B E R O R O T H E R W I S E ) .
  • 21. 1 0 . S T A L K I N G ( C Y B E R O R O T H E R W I S E ) . “I’m going to just see what he’s up to…”
  • 22. 1 1 . D E L E T I N G Y O U R E X O N S O C I A L M E D I A , T H E N U S I N G Y O U R F R I E N D ’ S P R O F I L E T O S E E W H AT T H E Y A R E U P T O .
  • 23. 1 1 . D E L E T I N G Y O U R E X O N S O C I A L M E D I A , T H E N U S I N G Y O U R F R I E N D ’ S P R O F I L E T O S E E W H AT T H E Y A R E U P T O . “Hey, we’ve got to find out who that mystery man commenting on her profile is…”
  • 24. 1 2 . C O M PA R I N G Y O U R S E L F T O H I S E X E S B E F O R E Y O U .
  • 25. 1 2 . C O M PA R I N G Y O U R S E L F T O H I S E X E S B E F O R E Y O U . “I’m sooo much hotter than his ex, Eileen.”
  • 26. 1 3 . L O O K I N G AT O L D P I C T U R E S O F Y O U T W O T O G E T H E R .
  • 27. 1 3 . L O O K I N G AT O L D P I C T U R E S O F Y O U T W O T O G E T H E R . “We looked so perfect together!”
  • 28. 1 4 . I N I T I AT I N G A W K W A R D “ W H Y ? ” C O N V E R S AT I O N S .
  • 29. 1 4 . I N I T I AT I N G A W K W A R D “ W H Y ? ” C O N V E R S AT I O N S . “WHHHYYYYYYY did you give up on us???”
  • 30. 1 5 . G O S S I P I N G A B O U T Y O U R E X .
  • 31. 1 5 . G O S S I P I N G A B O U T Y O U R E X . “I heard that she’s getting breast implants.”
  • 32. 1 6 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” T E X T I N G T H E M .
  • 33. 1 6 . “ A C C I D E N TA L LY ” T E X T I N G T H E M . You: Hey sexy. Your ex: Um… Hi? You: Oops, that was meant for someone else.”
  • 34. 1 7 . O B S E S S I V E L Y S TAY I N G I N C O N TA C T.
  • 35. 1 7 . O B S E S S I V E L Y S TAY I N G I N C O N TA C T. “I just wanted to check in, to tell you blah blah blah.”
  • 36. 1 8 . R E F U S I N G T O A C C E P T R E A L I T Y.
  • 37. 1 8 . R E F U S I N G T O A C C E P T R E A L I T Y. “It’s not really over until I say it’s over.”
  • 38. 1 9 . G E T T I N G J E A L O U S A N D A C T I N G I T O U T.
  • 39. 1 9 . G E T T I N G J E A L O U S A N D A C T I N G I T O U T. “You EVEN love your dog more than me!”
  • 40. 2 0 . T RY I N G T O M A K E T H E M J E A L O U S .
  • 41. 2 0 . T RY I N G T O M A K E T H E M J E A L O U S . “I’ll showher what she’s missing out on.”
  • 42. 2 1 . C R E AT I N G E L A B O R A T E T H E O R I E S A B O U T Y O U R E X .
  • 43. 2 1 . C R E AT I N G E L A B O R A T E T H E O R I E S A B O U T Y O U R E X . “I think he’s secretly gay.”
  • 44. 2 2 . P L O T T I N G WAY S T O D R I V E Y O U R E X E ’ S N E W F L A M E AWAY.
  • 45. 2 2 . P L O T T I N G WAY S T O D R I V E Y O U R E X E ’ S N E W F L A M E AWAY. “I’m just going to call her new boyfriend and tell him they have to stop dating.”
  • 46. 2 3 . D RU N K D I A L I N G .
  • 47. 2 3 . D RU N K D I A L I N G . “I wanted to *hic* tell you that *hic* I MISS U BABE”
  • 48. 2 4 . S U G G E S T I N G E X S E X
  • 49. 2 4 . S U G G E S T I N G E X S E X “So.. wanna get together?”
  • 50. 2 5 . U S I N G T H E I D E A T H AT Y O U “ H A V E N O T H I N G L E F T T O L O S E ” T O J U S T I F Y A N Y O T H E R B E H AV I O R Y O U K N O W I S W R O N G .
  • 51. 2 5 . U S I N G T H E I D E A T H AT Y O U “ H A V E N O T H I N G L E F T T O L O S E ” T O J U S T I F Y A N Y O T H E R B E H AV I O R Y O U K N O W I S W R O N G . “I’m going to go to his house and cry on his doorstep. Then he’ll *finally* know it’s meant to be.”
  • 52. WA N T Y O U R E X B A C K ?
  • 53. WA N T Y O U R E X B A C K ? G E T A R E A L C H A N C E W I T H H I M A G A I N
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